Describe yourself.

Apparently, the standard descriptors for your online dating profile should include (but not limited to) the following:

  • Love to travel / looking for a travel buddy / travel junkie / passionate traveller / did I say I love to travel?
  • Sapiosexual. If you don’t know what that means, swipe left.
  • Taller than you in heels.
  • Looking for friends only. No hook ups.
  • Looking for some discreet fun, don’t judge.
  • Looking for real love only. No hookers please.
  • Looking for someone to make me delete this app.
  • Kids and pets in photos are not mine.
  • Swipe right to know more.